Overview[]
Ted While Insane, His Most Famous Appearance
Ted (Normal)
A Deceased Ted
Ted In Captainsauce's Banner (Non-Canon)
Ted is the first and most popular protagonist in 60 Seconds and represents the game's survival theme. As the original character, he navigates the chaos of gathering resources and making tough decisions to protect his family. His role has become iconic among fans, embodying the game's essence of family-oriented survival. Although he's almost identical to Dolores (the second protagonist), Ted remains more beloved by fans.
Appearance[]
Ted is a middle-aged man with a stocky build and black hair. He typically wears a plain white shirt with a brown vest, brown pants, and a loosened brown tie, giving him an everyman look fitting the 1950s setting of 60 Seconds. His appearance reflects his practical, suburban lifestyle, as well as the game’s satirical approach to traditional family roles.
Why Is He Morally Ambiguous?[]
Ted's moral ambiguity stems from the player's ability to control his actions, which can lead to vastly different outcomes in each playthrough. Depending on the player's choices, Ted can exhibit traits ranging from selflessness to selfishness, often making decisions that can be viewed as both right and wrong. This variability creates a complex narrative where Ted's morals are not fixed, allowing players to interpret his character in multiple ways based on their choices and the circumstances they face in the game.
Relationships[]
Dolores (wife)
Timmy (son)
Mary Jane (daughter)
Pancake (pet)
Sharikov (pet)
Uncle brian (beloved family member)
Us military (savior)
all of Russia (terrorists)
Ted's Sock Puppet Somehow In 60 Parsecs
Sock puppet (presumably friend)